Schlock mercenary

It's slow, and painstaking, but truly fearsome It's time to go paint the undefended town a nice shade of 'BLAM'. The ominous hum of the gun filled the air. An example of this technology is the comedically ubiquitous "head-in-a-jar", which permits a character to interact in a storyline despite an otherwise-fatal injury.

When a particularly complex or interesting new system is introduced to the comic, its in-comic explanation is often supplemented with a footnote. Hey now, teraporting out was MY idea! I didn't realise you were this bitter. Correct one is up now. It was not uncommon for him to switch sides in the middle of a fight if someone offered him more money.

At amorph wakes the receiving line and the buffet line are the same thing. Today, I moved Nukees off the Keenspot servers.

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Jim, says this almost word-for-word several times in the film. It's standard behavior for my species. I actually spent quite a few months examining, sorting, and rescanning thousands of strips.

Eat hot suppression, psycho-bears! On June 6,Schlock Mercenary marked ten years of uninterrupted daily run, a feat matched by few other webcomics.

I just forced an update, so all is better now, but sorry for the early morning unavailability. Other times, the crew is swept up in a galaxy- or universe-spanning conflict.

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Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart. First Contact breaks the pedestal somewhat: I don't function in society, sir.

My new first rule of advanced weapons testing: Someone cast a spell that turned everyone into their costumes. Well have a happy Halloween.

There are innocent civilians all over the room. Playground of DestructionMercenaries 2: This definitely tastes like Xinchub. Check it out and click on "Top 5k websites. We figured as much. The original Paa'nuri were created by Precursors as a crucial component in their world forges, allowing for extremely advanced manufacturing.

So, what's your definition of 'derelict'?The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries is a popular handbook in the Schlock Mercenary universe.

The book's maxims are often quoted by Tagon, as well as other following is a list of the maxims found in Schlock Mercenary, ordered by maxim number.


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Pillage, then burn. 2. Schlock Mercenary is a webcomic by Howard Tayler.

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It follows the adventures of a mercenary company aboard a starship in a 31st-century space opera setting. Travel the galaxy. Meet fascinating life forms and kill them. Almost each morning a letter from my owners would arrive, directing me to go to the charterers and clamour for the ship's cargo; to threaten them with the heaviest penalties of demurrage; to demand that this assortment of varied merchandise, set fast in a landscape of ice and windmills somewhere up-country, should be put on rail instantly.

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Paintball in the winter! Let's try a Tourney! Sandy's First Game! The Fridge-monster! Pirta plays Paintball! The impromptu PVP crossover! The. Your Hosts: Brandon, Amal, Mary, and Maurice If you live in the northern hemisphere, inland, perhaps above the 40th parallel, you are.

Schlock Mercenary is a comedic webcomic written and drawn by Howard Tayler. It follows the tribulations of a star-travelling mercenary company in a satiric, mildly dystopian 31st-century space opera setting.

Since its debut on June 12, the comic has updated daily, begun to support its author, and been nominated for five Hugo Awards.

Schlock mercenary
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